The Library has gone to the Comi's

By Comi I mean Communist. NOw, I am in no way promoting or belittling any sort of politics. I only have this very funny story to tell.

I pulled up to the library and parked my car next to this old Buick. I was about to get out of my car when a kind looking lady approached my car door and handed me a pamphlet. I read just the title, which read, "Our Government are Communists". I decided to overlook the grammar problems in that title and glanced down. As I suspected it had everything to do with Anti-Government.
I looked back up at her and she said, conspiritorily, "Don't tell the Library that I handed you this."
I couldn't help myself. I wanted in on this conspiracy. I almost took the paper and joined in her alliance against the government. Okay, I didn't do that at all, but I did want to play along. Then I realized that I worked for the library and I could have even more fun in this conspiracy.
I looked back at her, with my own air of conspiracy and said,
"I work for the Library, ma'am. But I will keep this a secret." And I handed the paper back and smiled.
I loved it. I had just been involved in a "huge" conspiracy and and I felt like some sort of Library Spy. Super Cool!